Because charting at 3 AM requires liquid sanity | Ceramic Coffee Cup

19.99

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Description

Dayshift gets the sunshine and the pizza parties; you get the full moons and the chaos.

This matte-gray ceramic mug is the official uniform for the "Vampire Shift." It holds exactly enough jet-black coffee to keep you from hallucinating during patient rounds.

The "The Owl Nurse" emblem gives off a quietly dramatic, gothic vibe—perfect for signaling to your coworkers that you are technically present, but emotionally unavailable until the caffeine kicks in.

It’s fully microwave-safe, because we both know your coffee will go cold at least three times before you actually get a chance to drink it.

Why this mug is built for the night shift:

  • Premium Ceramic Build: Durable construction with a vibrant, fade-resistant ORCA-coated print that won't crack under pressure.
  • Two Sizes Available: Choose between the standard 11oz (approx. 325ml) or the "emergency shift" 15oz (approx. 440ml) capacity.
  • Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Built to survive endless reheating cycles and aggressive hospital break-room dishwashers.
  • Comfort Grip: Classic C-shaped handle ensures a solid hold, even when your hands are shaking from caffeine.
  • 100% Safe: Lead- and BPA-free, fully certified for food safety according to European standards.

Size Guide:

  • 11oz Mug: Height: 9.50 cm | Diameter: 8.00 cm

Care Instructions & Delivery:

  • Care: Dishwasher safe or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
  • Delivery: Printed with love and delivered straight to you with Free Tracked Delivery across Ireland.

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