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  • A boundary sign that can be seen from across the house

    A boundary sign that can be seen from across the house

    €39.99

    You spent the last 12 hours managing clinical emergencies, dodging bodily fluids, and keeping humans alive. The last thing you need when you walk through the door is someone asking you where the remote control is. This vibrant, sunny yellow canvas delivers a beautifully blunt message to your family, roommates, or significant other: “I Worked…

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  • Legally binding night shift bedroom door sign

    A legally binding warning sign for your bedroom door

    Price range: €26.33 through €34.93

    Let’s establish some ground rules for daylight hours: if you wake the night shift nurse, you are voluntarily signing up to become suture practice. This premium wall art brings your boundaries to life with a beautifully dark, gothic design on a warm, parchment-style background. It clearly states the absolute truth: “Do Not Wake the Vampire….

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  • Mystic Owl throw blanket

    For surviving the hospital break room’s arctic blast | Mystic Owl Throw

    €59.99

    Why is the hospital thermostat always set to "Morgue"? We don't know either, but this plush sherpa blanket is your tactical survival gear. Featuring a bold owl-and-caduceus emblem, it signals to everyone that you are a nocturnal professional who values warmth and aggressive comfort. The smooth blue face looks incredibly sharp, while the thick, velvety…

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  • Vampire Shift microfiber pillowcase

    The Owl Nurse Vampire Shift pillow sham | microfiber pillowcase

    €29.99

    The "Vampire Shift" is over. You’ve successfully dodged the light, avoided small talk with the dayshift, and made it back to your cave. Now, rest your brilliant, exhausted mind on this deep-black "The Owl Nurse" pillowcase. It features a bold owl-and-moon emblem to let anyone who dares enter your room know that you are off-duty…

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