A legally binding warning sign for your bedroom door

Description

Let’s establish some ground rules for daylight hours: if you wake the night shift nurse, you are voluntarily signing up to become suture practice.

This premium wall art brings your boundaries to life with a beautifully dark, gothic design on a warm, parchment-style background. It clearly states the absolute truth: “Do Not Wake the Vampire. I Draw Blood for a Living and I’m All Out of Patience.”

It is printed on archival museum-grade paper so the warning stays razor-sharp, even if your vision is blurry from a 12-hour shift. Hang it on your door, frame it by your bed, and let the world know that your sleep is non-negotiable.

Why this print is the ultimate boundary-setter:

• Museum-Grade Archival Paper: Heavy-duty, premium paper engineered for long-term preservation without yellowing over time.
• Vivid Pigment Inks: Deep, rich blacks and sharp details that ensure the warning is loud and clear.
• Finish Options: Available in both a sleek matte and a high-contrast glossy finish to match your room's vibe.
• Standard European Sizes: Perfectly sized to fit standard, easy-to-find frames.
• Eco & Safety Certified: Fully REACH certified and printed locally with premium environmental standards.

Size Guide (Standard European Formats):

• A4 Size (11.7" x 8.3"): 29.7 x 21.0 cm — Ideal for hanging directly on your bedroom door.
• A3 Size (16.5" x 11.7"): 41.9 x 29.7 cm — The perfect statement piece to frame next to your bed.

Care Instructions & Delivery:

• Care: Indoor use only. If the poster gathers any dust, wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth. Keep away from direct moisture.
• Important Note: Frame is not included (print only).
• Delivery: Printed locally in Ireland/EU and dispatched with Free Tracked Delivery across Ireland.