For surviving the hospital break room’s arctic blast | Mystic Owl Throw

Description

Why is the hospital thermostat always set to "Morgue"?

We don't know either, but this plush sherpa blanket is your tactical survival gear. Featuring a bold owl-and-caduceus emblem, it signals to everyone that you are a nocturnal professional who values warmth and aggressive comfort.

The smooth blue face looks incredibly sharp, while the thick, velvety cream sherpa back feels like a soft hug after an incredibly brutal shift. It’s perfect for hiding under at the nurse's station, power-napping in the break room, or completely ignoring reality on your day off.

Why this blanket is your ultimate shift survival gear:

• Premium Dual-Layer Fabric: 100% ultra-soft polyester with a 3mm plush printed face.
• Velvety Sherpa Backing: Ultra-thick, cream-colored fleece lining for superior warmth against hospital AC.
• Durable Construction: Heavy-duty hemmed edges built to survive being dragged across shift changes.
• Eco & Health Certified: Completely safe and skin-friendly, containing zero azo dyes, formaldehyde, lead, or phthalates.

Size Guide:

• Dimensions: Approx. 127 x 152 cm (50" × 60") — The ultimate, most versatile size for hospital break room power-naps or couch cocooning.

Care Instructions & Delivery:

• Care: Machine wash cold with similar colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low or hang dry. Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean (because who has time for that anyway?).
• Delivery: Printed with premium quality and dispatched directly to your door with Free Tracked Delivery across Ireland.